Kids are ferocious bastards.

This kid was poking my belly.

Saying your fat.

No kidding

You little bum.

Dog bites man.

He’s like what’s that mean?

I’m like

Read a paper you dingbat!

I was like

You wanna play basketball?

I will murder you

I would not murder a child, btw

Totally against my moral ethical code

No matter how much I hate him

I would not throw him off the Ambassador Bridge.

I’m just saying

I would kill him one on one.

Again

Not a great choice of words.

This kid tells me:

You’re dumb.

I said no I’m not!

My ego done got bruised.

He said:

Want to take a math challenge?

I very cautiously and carefully agreed.

I calculated in my brain quickly

Can I beat a nine year at math?

I recalculated

How about an arm wrestling challenge?

That sounds better young fellow.