I was beating this kid at arm wrestling.

I was teasing him, he was giving it his all

And shoot

It got a little close!

Then I powered down

And really gave this nine-year old boy the what for:

"Grow up you simpleton

Learn the lesson of being overpowered."

So I overpowered him.

I screamed into his face;

Perhaps not a normal or grown-up thing to do

When beating a nine year old at arm wrestling.

I did scream the b- word multiple times

He made a comeback

And began turning the tide

Good lord

I had to pull a Cunard

To leave this kid in the dust,

I felt like I was

Mad Max in the desert

A victory with no merit.